A priest and a nun were out golfing together.

On the first hole, the priest swings… and completely misses.

“Damn it, I missed!” he mutters.

The nun gently says, “Father, please watch your language.”

On the next hole, he swings again… and misses again.

“Damn it, I missed!”

The nun looks a bit more concerned. “Father, really, you shouldn’t speak like that.”

Third hole… same thing.

“Damn it, I missed!”

The nun raises her eyes to the sky and says, “Lord, if he keeps using that language, please punish him.”

Suddenly, lightning strikes—and hits the nun!

A voice from above booms:
“Damn it… I missed.” 😄

Ayera Bint-e

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