1. The Silent Treatment
Husband: “My wife and I were happy for 20 years… then we met.”😄
2. The Argument
Wife: “I’m not talking to you for a week!”
Husband: “That’s fine.”
A week later…
Husband: “Hey, it’s been the best week of my life!”😄
3. The Memory Test
Wife: “Do you remember what today is?”
Husband (panicking): “Of course I do!”
…He rushes out and comes back with flowers.
Wife: “Why did you bring these?”
Husband: “It’s… uh… your birthday?”
Wife: “No. It’s the day you forgot our anniversary last year!”😄
4. The Smart Husband
Husband: “My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo…”
So I had to put my foot down.😄
5. The Secret to Marriage
Friend: “What’s the secret to a happy marriage?”
Husband: “Two things: admit when you’re wrong…”
Friend: “And what’s the second?”
Husband: “Never admit when you’re wrong.”😄
