A guy is driving late at night when he sees a sex worker standing by the roadside. He slows down, rolls down his window, and asks, “How much?”
She says, “$100.”
He thinks for a second and goes, “That’s a bit much… what do I get for $50?”
She smiles and says, “For $50, you get directions.”
Confused, he asks, “Directions to where?”
She points ahead and says, “To the next girl… who charges $50.” 😄











