A woman was secretly cheating on her husband with her lover… and one afternoon, they were in bed together when suddenly she heard the front door open.
“OH NO—it’s my husband!” she panicked.
The lover jumped up, looking for somewhere to hide.
“Quick! Get in the closet!” she whispered.
Just as the husband walked in, suspicious as always, he started sniffing around.
“Something smells fishy…” he muttered.
He walked straight to the bedroom, opened the closet—and there stood the naked man.
The husband paused, looked him up and down… then calmly said:
“Good. At least someone here has the courage to face me.”
The lover, confused, replied, “Uh… sir… I can explain—”
The husband raised a hand and said:
“No need. I’ve been trying to catch her for years… thank you for finally helping me confirm it.”
Then he turned to his wife and added:
“And now that we’re done here—YOU can explain why there’s a stranger in MY closet… but I’ll be speaking to him privately first.”
The lover whispered nervously, “What… what are you going to do?”
The husband smiled:
“Relax… I just want to ask… how much rent you’ve been paying to use my house.” 😄
