After 15 years of marriage, Tom decided to spice things up and bought one of those new “smart beds” that tracks sleep, heart rate… and even “activity.”

That night, he winked at his wife and said, “Get ready, this bed records everything.”

The next morning, he proudly checked the app.

It read:

“Sleep Quality: 98% — Excellent.”
“Movement: Minimal.”
“Excitement Level: None detected.”

Confused, Tom turned to his wife and said, “That can’t be right… we were up half the night!”

She smiled and replied,

“Yeah… but apparently, the bed only tracks mutual effort.” 😳😂