A tough Texas rancher walks into a bar and sits next to a well-dressed woman from out of town.
After a couple of drinks, she smiles and says,
“So… what do you do for a living?”
He puffs up proudly and replies,
“Ma’am, I’m a bull breeder. Best in Texas.”
She raises an eyebrow, impressed.
“Oh really? That sounds… intense.”
He grins, leans in a little, and says,
“Yep. I personally make sure every bull is… properly motivated.”
She laughs and says,
“Well, that’s quite a job. I work in sales myself.”
He nods thoughtfully, takes a sip of his drink, then asks,
“What do you sell?”
She smirks and replies,
“Confidence.”
The rancher chuckles and says,
“Well darlin’, looks like business is slow… because I ain’t buyin’ any tonight.”
The bartender nearly drops a glass laughing, and the whole bar erupts—
because in Texas, even the comebacks are bigger. 😄
