An 85-year-old billionaire marries a stunning 22-year-old supermodel. After the ceremony, they check into a luxury penthouse suite.
Before heading to the bedroom, the old man stops by the hotel pharmacy and asks for the absolute strongest performance-enhancing pills they have.
The pharmacist looks at him with genuine concern and says, “Sir, I have to be honest with you. At your age, that kind of activity combined with this medication could very well be fatal.”
The old man shrugs, adjusts his tie, and says, “Well, if she dies, she dies.”
