A man walks into a restaurant and sits down, clearly trying to impress the young waitress. She comes over and asks politely, “What can I get you, sir?” He leans back, gives her a smooth…

A young wife was secretly cheating on her much older husband. One afternoon, her kids came home early from school and accidentally caught her with another man. The kids looked shocked… but didn’t say a…

Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says, “Your butt is getting really big, I mean, really big! I bet your butt is…

A guy is driving late at night when he sees a sex worker standing by the roadside. He slows down, rolls down his window, and asks, “How much?” She says, “$100.” He thinks for a…

A doctor husband and his doctor wife were having a serious argument at home. The husband shouted, “I’m the better doctor in this house! I’ve been practicing for 15 years!” The wife rolled her eyes…

A lady school teacher in her late 30s had a reputation for being very strict — especially about grammar. Every day, she’d correct students: “Say ‘I am going’, not ‘I is going!’” “Proper tense, proper…

A husband had been secretly cheating on his wife for months, thinking he was the smartest man alive. Every time he went to see his girlfriend, he’d come home with a new excuse. “Late meeting.”“Traffic…

A young nun went to speak with the Mother Superior, looking a little nervous. “Mother,” she said quietly, “I’ve been struggling… I sometimes feel drawn to someone my own age. Someone kind, funny… you know……