A boyfriend and girlfriend were sitting on the couch late at night, feeling a little playful. She leaned over, smiled mischievously, and whispered,“I’ll do anything you want… but you can only say it in three…

A husband walks into the bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, “Where are you going?” She says, “I’m going to Las Vegas. I heard there are men who will pay me…

Old Mr. Higgins had run the local pharmacy for forty years, and he had a special "ritual" for the local college students who came in to buy condoms. He didn't just sell them; he treated…

A guy is sitting at a high-end bar when a stunning woman walks up and asks, "Hey, do you want to come back to my place for some 'magical' adult fun?" The guy is thrilled.…

A young priest was new to the parish and a bit nervous about hearing his first confessions. So, to prepare, he decided to ask an experienced old nun for advice. The nun smiled kindly and…

A human rights activist had been "engaged" for twelve years but never seemed to actually make it to the altar. Finally, his lady colleagues cornered him in the breakroom and demanded to know why he…

A guy is sitting at a high-end bar, sipping his drink and minding his own business, when a stunning woman walks up to him. Without warning, she leans in close and whispers in his ear,…

An accountant is having a midlife crisis and decides to spice things up by visiting a high-end dominatrix. He enters the dungeon, heart pounding. The dominatrix, clad in head-to-toe latex, glares at him and snaps…