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My Wife’s Missing… But Let Me Tell You About My Truck


“My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and hasn’t come home!”

The police officer picked up his pen and prepared to take notes.

OFFICER: “Age?”

HUSBAND: “Not exactly sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don’t really do birthdays.”

OFFICER: “Height?”

HUSBAND: “A little over five feet, I guess.”

OFFICER: “Weight?”

HUSBAND: “Hard to say. Not slim, not heavy. Somewhere in the middle.”

OFFICER: “Eye color?”

HUSBAND: “Sort of brown… I think. Maybe hazel?”

OFFICER: “Hair color?”

HUSBAND: “Changes every few months. Could be dark brown now. Might be blonde. Could be red. Honestly, no idea.”

OFFICER: “What was she wearing when she left?”

HUSBAND: “Pants, or a skirt… or maybe shorts. Something like that.”

OFFICER (already scribbling with a sigh): “What vehicle did she take?”

HUSBAND (suddenly perking up): “Oh! She took my truck.”

OFFICER: “And what kind of truck is it?”

The husband straightened up, eyes gleaming.

HUSBAND: “It’s a 2017 Ram Limited 4X4. Pearl white, manufactured on September 16th. It’s got a 6.4L HEMI V8 engine. I had it ordered with the RamBox bar and fridge option, LED lighting, backup and front cameras, Moose hide leather seats—heated and cooled—climate-controlled A/C.”

He paused only to catch his breath before continuing.

HUSBAND: “There’s a custom matching white bed cover, WeatherTech floor mats, gold hitch with a full trailer package, sunroof, DVD system, full GPS navigation, satellite radio, and a Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio. It’s got six cup holders, three USB ports, four power outlets, special alloy wheels, off-road Toyo tires, retracting running boards, and under-glow wheel well lighting.”

His voice began to crack, eyes misting.

HUSBAND (choking up): “It’s… it’s my baby.”

The officer gently set down his pen.

OFFICER (calmly): “Take it easy, sir. We’ll find your truck.”

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