I came across this hilarious story and just had to share it! It imagines a comical encounter in heaven between two women, Wanda and Sylvia, swapping their “how did you get here?” stories over clouds and eternal coffee.

Wanda goes first. “I froze to death,” she says, surprisingly calm. “At first it was awful—panic, shivering, pain. But then… peace. Like falling asleep.”

Sylvia shakes her head. “Girl, you had it easy. I died of a heart attack—after tearing my whole house apart looking for my husband’s supposed mistress. I checked under the bed, in the closet, even the attic.”

Wanda sips her celestial latte and smirks:
“If you’d checked the freezer, we might both still be alive.”

The punchline hits like divine comedy. It’s the kind of twisted hilarity that makes you laugh and groan at the same time—because it’s so absurdly believable.

And speaking of heaven’s sense of humor, here’s another gem:

Four nuns arrive at the gates of Heaven after a tragic bus crash. St. Peter meets them with a clipboard and says, “Before you enter, I must ask each of you a question.”

The first nun steps forward.
“Have you ever touched a man’s… you know, ‘private parts’?”
Blushing, she admits, “Just once… with the tip of my finger.”
“Dip your finger in this Holy Water and you may enter,” St. Peter says.

The second nun confesses she once held one, “but only briefly.”
St. Peter tells her to wash her whole hand in the Holy Water and lets her through.

Suddenly, the fourth nun shoves her way to the front.
St. Peter, startled, asks, “Sister, why the rush?”
She huffs, “Because if I’m going to rinse my mouth, I want to do it before Sister Margaret dunks her butt in it!”

It’s the kind of spiritual slapstick that makes you wonder if heaven might actually have a comedy club.