Hey everyone! Just your average new dad Edward here, sleep-deprived and running on cuddles (because hello, endless diaper changes!), but utterly smitten with my 8-week-old daughter, Lily.
She’s a total peanut with the cutest chubby cheeks and the softest hair you’ve ever seen. Being a parent is pure magic, don’t get me wrong. The gurgles, the coos, the way she lights up at the sound of your voice… pure symphony.
But man, nobody warned me about the postpartum period. It’s like this relentless beast that snuck in and stole the sunshine from my normally radiant wife, Sarah. Dark circles under her eyes, constant exhaustion… you get the picture?
Anyway, this story is about something that happened a few days ago, and I gotta get it off my chest. So buckle up, because it involves a jerk of a bank consultant who RIDICULED my postpartum wife and a FIGHT for a little bit of decency. Let’s go!
Sarah needed to hit the bank for some monotonous grown-up stuff. It wasn’t like brain surgery, you know? Just a quick in-and-out to get things sorted.
“I’ll be quick!” she promised, throwing on a comfy dress, pulling her hair back in a messy ponytail (because hello, newborn!), and plastering on a smile, the kind that doesn’t quite reach your eyes but you hope does the trick.
Fast forward to later that night, and that smile was nowhere to be found. Instead, there were tear tracks and a trembling voice. Turns out, some middle-aged punk named Mark at the bank decided to unload on my wife.
Sarah told me this jerk looked at her ID, then right at her (looking a little more “mom” than her pre-baby pic, which, duh!), and smirked, loud enough for the ENTIRE freaking bank to hear, saying:
“Wow, this must be an old photo. Motherhood’s been… DIFFERENT for you, huh?”
“I was MORTIFIED, Ed,” Sarah choked out, tears welling up in her eyes.
“Like, completely destroyed. All I wanted to do was vanish. But I forced myself to finish the transaction, holding Lily close like a shield. As soon as I could, I practically ran out of that bank, just wanting to get us both as far away from that jerk as possible.”
My blood went from lukewarm to lava in about two seconds. Who says that to someone, especially a new mom who’s already dealing with a million things?
I was LIVID. Sarah, my beautiful, strong Sarah, had been broken by a stranger’s cruelty. How dare someone be so heartless?
There was no way I was letting this slide. Sarah deserved better, and this bank, this place that allowed such behavior, needed an unforgettable lesson.
But storming in, fists flying, wouldn’t solve anything. I needed a plan, something calculated and effective. Something that would hit them where it hurts, you know?
A few days later, I snagged a sick day and marched into the bank, revenge simmering in my gut. I clutched a briefcase and scanned the room.
There he was, behind the counter, a middle-aged man with slicked-back black hair and a bored expression tapping away at his computer. A name tag proudly displaying the most punchable name in existence: “MARK.”
This was it. Show time.
“Hello,” I approached him, extending a firm hand. “I’m considering transferring a significant amount of money here, but I need to be confident my funds are in trustworthy hands.”
Mark’s gaze flickered to the briefcase, then back to me. His bored expression morphed into something akin to excitement.
“Absolutely, sir,” he said, his voice dripping with false sincerity. “We’d be happy to assist you. How much are we talking about?”
I placed the briefcase on the counter, opened it slightly to reveal stacks of cash, and then closed it again.
“A considerable amount,” I replied, pausing for effect before adding, “enough to make a significant impact. Five million… in solid cash! But before we proceed, I need to speak with your manager.”
I could literally see dollars popping out of Mark’s eyes. He scurried to fetch Mr. Reynolds, the bank manager.
Mr. Reynolds, a portly man with a receding hairline, approached with a practiced smile that faltered slightly at the sight of the briefcase.
“Good afternoon, sir,” he greeted. “How can we assist you today?”
I cleared my throat. “As I was saying,” I began, “I’m interested in opening a new account, but customer service is paramount to me.”
Mr. Reynolds puffed out his chest. “Of course, sir. We pride ourselves on excellent customer service and treating everyone fairly.”
I nodded, my gaze flickering to Mark, who was now studiously avoiding eye contact.
“That’s good to hear,” I said, my voice dropping a notch. “Because my wife visited this very bank a few days ago and was subjected to a rather UNPLEASANT experience.”
A collective intake of breath filled the air. Mr. Reynolds’s smile vanished completely. Mark, finally meeting my gaze, looked like a cornered animal.
“She was ridiculed by one of your consultants,” I blurted out, the fury in my eyes speaking volumes. “Mocked for not looking EXACTLY like her ID photo, which, by the way, was taken before the little miracle of childbirth.”
The color drained from Mark’s face. He probably knew where this was going. Mr. Reynolds cleared his throat, his brow furrowed in what seemed like genuine concern.
“I… I apologize for that, sir. It won’t happen again,” he said.
“An apology won’t cut it,” I countered, leaning forward. “The point is, trust is CRUCIAL in banking. How can I entrust my money to an institution that employs people who can’t treat customers with basic RESPECT and EMPATHY?”
Mr. Reynolds shifted uncomfortably. “Sir, I assure you, such behavior is not tolerated here.” He shot a withering look at Mark, who mumbled something inaudible.
“Words are cheap,” I retorted, pushing the briefcase shut with decisive finality.
“My wife was hurt and humiliated. That’s a fact. And frankly, the thought o
