Three old ladies were sitting in a diner enjoying coffee and pie.
The first lady proudly said,
“Yesterday, the cashier asked if I qualified for the senior discount.”
The second lady laughed.
“That’s nothing. Last week a teenager stood up and offered me his seat on the bus.”
The third lady shook her head.
“Well, this morning someone helped me across the parking lot without even asking.”
The other two nodded sympathetically.
Then the waitress walked over and said,
“Ladies, would you like anything else?”
The third lady smiled and replied,
“Yes, dear… could you bring me the bill?”
The waitress looked surprised.
“You already paid it.”
The lady blinked.
“I did?”
The waitress nodded.
“About 20 minutes ago.”
The old lady grinned and turned to her friends.
“See? I win. Apparently, I’m so old I’ve started getting senior discounts from myself!” 🤣☕🍰👵
