Granddaughter: “Grandma, how many boyfriends did you have when you were young?”

Grandma smiled proudly. “Oh darling, in my time relationships were pure, respectful, and meaningful.”

Granddaughter: “Wow… so just one?”

Grandma: “Well… one for dancing, one for poetry, one for motorcycle rides, one who played guitar, one rich boy for restaurant dinners…”

Granddaughter: “GRANDMA!”

Grandma: “What? We didn’t call them ‘boyfriends’ back then.”

Granddaughter: “What did you call them?”

Grandma sipped her tea calmly.
“Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Weekend.”😂🤣