After her husband passed away, 62-year-old Martha shocked everyone by joining a dating app.
Her best friend called her, concerned.
“Martha! Isn’t it too soon? You were married for 40 years!”
Martha replied calmly,
“Exactly. I’ve already served my life sentence.”
A week later, her friend checked in again.
“So… how’s it going?”
Martha sighed dramatically.
“Well, I’ve met three men so far.”
“Three?! Already?!”
“Yes,” Martha said, sipping her wine.
“One for dinner, one for dancing…”
Her friend gasped, “And the third?!”
Martha smirked, leaned back, and said—
“The third one… just listens and goes home early.”
The friend looked confused. “That’s it?”
Martha winked,
“At my age, honey… peace and quiet is the real foreplay.”
