An 85-year-old priest, who had lived a life of strict discipline and devotion, suddenly found himself growing reflective as he sensed his time might be near.

One evening, sitting alone, he sighed and muttered, “I’ve guided thousands on matters of the soul… but there’s one earthly curiosity I never quite understood.”

After a long internal struggle, he decided—purely for “academic and spiritual completeness”—that he should test his… abilities before departing this world.

So, with great hesitation, he called a woman of “worldly experience” to his residence.

When she arrived, she was surprised to see such an elderly priest nervously pacing.

“My child,” he said solemnly, “this is not an act of sin… but an experiment. I simply wish to confirm whether… everything still works.”

She raised an eyebrow but agreed.

A few awkward minutes later, the priest suddenly jumped back, eyes wide in shock.

“It works!” he exclaimed.

The woman smiled, relieved. “Well, that’s good news for you, Father.”

The priest nodded thoughtfully and said,
“Indeed… now I can confidently tell my doctor he was completely wrong—and cancel that expensive surgery!”😂