A guy from Texas visits California for the first time and walks into a trendy beach bar in Los Angeles.

He sees a super fit, glowing woman sipping a green smoothie and says,
“Ma’am, back in Texas, we drink whiskey. What’s that?”

She smiles and says, “It’s kale, spinach, chia seeds, almond milk… cleanses your soul.”

The guy nods slowly and says,
“Back home, we just apologize and move on.” 😄