Brady was sitting at the breakfast table looking very confused.
Lizzie walked in, grabbed her coffee, and noticed his face.
“What’s wrong with you?” she asked.
Brady sighed, “Last night I heard Mom tell Dad, ‘Don’t worry, the kids are asleep… we finally have some quiet time.’”
Lizzie smirked. “So?”
Brady leaned in, whispering, “Well… I stayed awake for two hours… and I didn’t hear a single word!”
Lizzie burst out laughing. “Brady… they weren’t planning a conversation.”
Brady blinked. “Then why did Dad say, ‘Let’s keep it quiet so we don’t wake them up’?”
Lizzie took a sip of coffee and said, “Exactly.”
Brady froze… then slowly put his toast down.
“…I’m never eating breakfast in this house again.” 😄
