A man walks into a church for confession.

He sits down and says,
“Father, I have sinned… I stole some wood.”

The priest asks calmly,
“How much wood did you take, my son?”

The man replies,
“Enough to build a small house.”

The priest sighs,
“That’s quite serious… Do you feel guilty?”

The man says,
“Very guilty, Father… that’s why I came here.”

The priest nods,
“Good. You must return what you stole.”

The man hesitates and asks,
“Father… would it be okay if I just… donate the house to the church?”

The priest pauses… then leans closer and whispers,
“Next time… take enough for a bigger one.” 😄

Zane Mercer

Zane Mercer is a storyteller who turns everyday moments into unforgettable, viral narratives. With a sharp eye for emotion and twists, he brings real-life stories to life in ways that stay with you long after they’re told.