A man walks into a restaurant and sits down, clearly trying to impress the young waitress.
She comes over and asks politely, “What can I get you, sir?”
He leans back, gives her a smooth smile, and says, “Honestly… I came here for you.”
She raises an eyebrow but keeps it professional. “That’s nice, sir. But what would you like to order?”
He winks. “How about your number with a side of your beautiful smile?”
Without missing a beat, she writes something on a napkin, places it in front of him, and says, “That’ll come after your order.”
Excited, he orders the most expensive coffee on the menu.
When she walks away, he quickly opens the napkin…
It reads:
“This coffee costs $25… and so does wasting my time. Pay first.”😂
