A young woman married a much older, wealthy man.
One evening, she asked him sweetly,
“Darling… if you die, will you leave everything to me?”
The old husband smiled calmly and said,
“Of course, my love. Everything I have will be yours.”
She hugged him tightly and whispered,
“That’s why I married you.”
The husband chuckled and replied,
“That’s why I’m still alive.” 😄











