{"id":9448,"date":"2025-05-02T16:25:27","date_gmt":"2025-05-02T11:25:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pni.net.pk\/us\/?p=9448"},"modified":"2025-05-02T16:30:01","modified_gmt":"2025-05-02T11:30:01","slug":"my-husband-and-son-went-to-pick-out-a-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pni.net.pk\/us\/my-husband-and-son-went-to-pick-out-a-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"My husband and son went to pick out a dog&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs x126k92a\">\n<div dir=\"auto\">I&#8217;m absolutely furious! My husband and son went to pick out a dog, and instead of coming back with a nice poodle or a Yorkshire Terrier, they brought home some RESCUE MUTT because my son felt sorry for it!<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">I can&#8217;t even imagine walking this dog down the street, let alone inviting guests over. What am I supposed to say when people ask what breed she is? It&#8217;s embarrassing!<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a\">\n<div dir=\"auto\">My son is now crying and saying he won&#8217;t let her go, but I can&#8217;t keep this dog in my house. I&#8217;m planning to take her back to the shelter as soon as he falls asleep. The problem is, if he finds out it was me, he&#8217;ll never forgive me.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a\">\n<div dir=\"auto\">Any ideas on how to get rid of the dog without my son knowing it was me? I need a smart plan here<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m absolutely furious! My husband and son went to pick out a dog, and instead of coming back with a nice poodle or a Yorkshire Terrier, they brought home some RESCUE MUTT because my son felt sorry for it! 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