A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her,
\u201cYou aren\u2019t so good in bed either!\u201d
Then stormed off to work.<\/p>\n
By mid-morning, guilt began to gnaw at him. He realized he\u2019d crossed a line. Wanting to make amends, he called home.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat took you so long to answer?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n
A pause. Then his wife\u2019s voice came, sweet and calm:
\u201cI was in bed.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIn bed?\u201d he stammered. \u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, I was getting a second opinion,\u201d she said \u2014 and hung up.\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her,\u201cYou aren\u2019t so good in bed either!\u201dThen stormed off to work. By mid-morning, guilt began to gnaw at him. He realized he\u2019d crossed a line. Wanting to make amends, he called home. \u201cWhat took you so long to answer?\u201d he […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23445,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n