{"id":9226,"date":"2026-02-08T19:10:34","date_gmt":"2026-02-08T14:10:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pni.net.pk\/us\/?p=9226"},"modified":"2026-02-08T23:59:57","modified_gmt":"2026-02-08T18:59:57","slug":"when-love-laughter-and-a-tetanus-shot-collide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pni.net.pk\/us\/when-love-laughter-and-a-tetanus-shot-collide\/","title":{"rendered":"When Love, Laughter, and a Tetanus Shot Collide"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"51\">This 80-Year-Old Decides to Try Something New&#8230; But His Wife&#8217;s Hilarious Comeback Will Have You in Stitches!\u00a0<span class=\"html-span xexx8yu xyri2b x18d9i69 x1c1uobl x1hl2dhg x16tdsg8 x1vvkbs x3nfvp2 x1j61x8r x1fcty0u xdj266r xat24cr xm2jcoa x1mpyi22 xxymvpz xlup9mm x1kky2od\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"xz74otr x15mokao x1ga7v0g x16uus16 xbiv7yw\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/td0\/1\/16\/1f602.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude02\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/span>\u00a0Wait Till You Hear What She Said!<span class=\"html-span xexx8yu xyri2b x18d9i69 x1c1uobl x1hl2dhg x16tdsg8 x1vvkbs x3nfvp2 x1j61x8r x1fcty0u xdj266r xat24cr xm2jcoa x1mpyi22 xxymvpz xlup9mm x1kky2od\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"xz74otr x15mokao x1ga7v0g x16uus16 xbiv7yw\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t52\/1\/16\/1f923.png\" alt=\"\ud83e\udd23\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"51\">&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"51\">An old man in his eighties slowly rose from his armchair and began putting on his coat.<br data-start=\"140\" data-end=\"143\" \/>His wife looked up from her knitting and asked, \u201cWhere are you going at this hour?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"228\" data-end=\"286\">He cleared his throat and said, \u201cI\u2019m going to the doctor.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"288\" data-end=\"338\">Concerned, she asked, \u201cWhy? 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