{"id":9041,"date":"2026-05-02T01:05:03","date_gmt":"2026-05-01T20:05:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pni.net.pk\/us\/?p=9041"},"modified":"2026-05-02T01:54:34","modified_gmt":"2026-05-01T20:54:34","slug":"he-texted-for-dinner-and-served-her-a-trap-instead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pni.net.pk\/us\/he-texted-for-dinner-and-served-her-a-trap-instead\/","title":{"rendered":"He Texted For Dinner\u2026 And Served Her A Trap Instead!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"66\" data-end=\"132\">Marriage runs on love\u2026 and the occasional <em data-start=\"108\" data-end=\"132\">perfectly timed trick.<\/em><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"134\" data-end=\"219\">This guy texted his wife:<br \/>\n\u201cHey, can you wash my clothes and make my favorite dinner?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"221\" data-end=\"230\">No reply.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"232\" data-end=\"249\">So he leveled up.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"251\" data-end=\"325\">A second text:<br \/>\n\u201cBy the way, I just got a raise\u2026 I\u2019m buying you a new car!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"327\" data-end=\"374\">\ud83d\udca5 Instantly, his phone buzzed:<br \/>\n\u201cOMG, really?!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"376\" data-end=\"444\">He smirked and replied:<br \/>\n\u201cJust checking if you saw my first message.\u201d<\/p>\n<hr data-start=\"446\" data-end=\"449\" \/>\n<p data-start=\"451\" data-end=\"521\">\ud83d\udd25 <strong data-start=\"454\" data-end=\"521\">\u201cSHE PLANNED A VEGAS ESCAPE\u2026 HIS COMEBACK ENDED THE TRIP!\u201d \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude02<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"523\" data-end=\"551\">Another wife starts packing.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"553\" data-end=\"584\">Husband: \u201cWhere are you going?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"586\" data-end=\"664\">Wife (grinning): \u201cVegas. 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