An irate wife complained endlessly that her husband spent all of his free time at the pub. One evening, tired of her constant nagging, he decided to prove a point.<\/p>\n
\u201cFine,\u201d he said. \u201cCome along with me tonight.\u201d<\/p>\n
When they arrived, the bartender greeted him warmly, and he asked his wife, \u201cWhat\u2019ll you have?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, I don\u2019t know,\u201d she replied with a shrug. \u201cThe same as you, I suppose.\u201d<\/p>\n
So the husband ordered two shots, clinked glasses with her, and downed his in one gulp.<\/p>\n
The wife took a cautious sip, immediately gagged, and spat it out. \u201cUgh! That\u2019s awful<\/em>! How can you drink this stuff?\u201d<\/p>\n Her husband smiled, patted her hand, and said, \u201cSee? And you thought I was out here enjoying myself<\/em> every night!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" An irate wife complained endlessly that her husband spent all of his free time at the pub. One evening, tired of her constant nagging, he decided to prove a point. \u201cFine,\u201d he said. \u201cCome along with me tonight.\u201d When they arrived, the bartender greeted him warmly, and he asked his wife, \u201cWhat\u2019ll you have?\u201d \u201cOh, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":14342,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-tales"],"yoast_head":"\n