My wife had another car mishap today.<\/p>\n
When the police showed up, she was practically shaking with frustration. Arms flailing, she pointed at the other driver\u2019s car.<\/p>\n
\u201cHe was on his phone!\u201d she shouted. \u201cAnd to top it off\u2014he was just sitting there, drinking a beer!\u201d<\/p>\n
The officer raised an eyebrow and walked over to inspect the situation.<\/p>\n
After a few minutes, he came back, barely holding back a smirk.<\/p>\n
\u201cMa\u2019am,\u201d he said gently, \u201cyou hit a parked car.\u201d<\/p>\n
Her face went pale. \u201cWhat?\u201d<\/p>\n
He nodded. \u201cYes. The man was in his driveway\u2026 in his own car\u2026 parked.\u201d<\/p>\n
She opened her mouth to argue, then closed it slowly.<\/p>\n
We drove home in silence. But I swear I heard the beer guy laughing as we pulled away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
My wife had another car mishap today. When the police showed up, she was practically shaking with frustration. Arms flailing, she pointed at the other driver\u2019s car. \u201cHe was on his phone!\u201d she shouted. \u201cAnd to top it off\u2014he was just sitting there, drinking a beer!\u201d The officer raised an eyebrow and walked over to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":17751,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8741","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-reels"],"yoast_head":"\n