Two women were talking in Heaven<\/p>\n
First\u00a0 woman, Hi, My name is wanda<\/p>\n
Second woman, Hi, am lynne,<\/p>\n
How\u2019d you die?<\/p>\n
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.<\/p>\n
1st woman: So, what happened?<\/p>\n
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.<\/p>\n
1st woman: Too bad you didn\u2019t look in the freezer\u2026 we\u2019d both still be alive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Two women were talking in Heaven First\u00a0 woman, Hi, My name is wanda Second woman, Hi, am lynne, How\u2019d you die? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4223,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-tales"],"yoast_head":"\n