An LA family gathered around the kitchen table to discuss making extra money.<\/p>\n
\u201cWe need ideas,\u201d Dad announced. \u201cSomething people will actually pay for.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI could sell my homemade cakes,\u201d Mom suggested.<\/p>\n
\u201cI could teach fitness classes,\u201d said their adult daughter.<\/p>\n
Grandma smiled. \u201cI could offer dating advice. Four husbands\u2014that\u2019s experience.\u201d<\/p>\n
Dad puffed out his chest. \u201cWhat about me modeling? Women still turn their heads when I walk past.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s because you leave the restaurant with their chair caught in your belt,\u201d Mom said.<\/p>\n
\u201cBe serious! I could charge fifty dollars an hour as a handsome companion. Dinner, dancing, a little flirting\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
Mom studied him thoughtfully.<\/p>\n
\u201cActually, I could get two hundred an hour.\u201d<\/p>\n
Dad\u2019s jaw dropped. \u201cFor YOUR company?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, honey. From the wives who want me to take you with me.\u201d<\/p>\n
Grandma raised her hand.<\/p>\n
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