At Sunday dinner, Linda and her daughter-in-law, Sophie, began arguing over who understood Linda\u2019s son, Jake, better.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019ve known him since his first breath,\u201d Linda declared.<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd I know what he does with his last clean pair of underwear,\u201d Sophie replied.<\/p>\n
Linda turned to Jake. \u201cTell your wife who taught you to cook!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou did, Mom.\u201d<\/p>\n
Sophie folded her arms. \u201cAnd who taught you that cooking includes washing the pans afterward?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou did, sweetheart.\u201d<\/p>\n
His mother leaned forward. \u201cWhen you were frightened at night, whose bed did you climb into?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYours, Mom.\u201d<\/p>\n
Sophie smiled. \u201cAnd whose bed would you like to climb into tonight?\u201d<\/p>\n
Jake stopped chewing.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell?\u201d both women demanded. \u201cWhose side are you on?\u201d<\/p>\n
He carefully put down his fork.<\/p>\n
\u201cDad\u2019s.\u201d<\/p>\n
His father immediately stood up, grabbed two beers, and said, \u201cExcellent. I\u2019ve been waiting thirty years for backup.\u201d\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\ud83e\udd23<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" At Sunday dinner, Linda and her daughter-in-law, Sophie, began arguing over who understood Linda\u2019s son, Jake, better. \u201cI\u2019ve known him since his first breath,\u201d Linda declared. \u201cAnd I know what he does with his last clean pair of underwear,\u201d Sophie replied. Linda turned to Jake. \u201cTell your wife who taught you to cook!\u201d \u201cYou did, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":37881,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37880","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n