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At a backyard barbecue in Ohio, Linda told her friends, \u201cAfter thirty years of marriage, I finally got Bob to look at me the way he looks at our young neighbor.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cHow?\u201d whispered Carol.<\/p>\n

\u201cI sent myself flowers with a card saying, \u2018Still thinking about last night.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cDid he get jealous?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cJealous? He shaved, put on cologne, and booked us a weekend away!\u201d<\/p>\n

Across the yard, Bob was telling the husbands his side.<\/p>\n

\u201cI knew those flowers were from her. She used our joint credit card.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThen why the romantic weekend?\u201d<\/p>\n

Bob grinned. \u201cShe spent eighty bucks advertising an opening. I figured I\u2019d better renew my contract.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

At a backyard barbecue in Ohio, Linda told her friends, \u201cAfter thirty years of marriage, I finally got Bob to look at me the way he looks at our young neighbor.\u201d \u201cHow?\u201d whispered Carol. \u201cI sent myself flowers with a card saying, \u2018Still thinking about last night.\u2019\u201d \u201cDid he get jealous?\u201d \u201cJealous? 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