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Ruby, the club\u2019s most popular dancer, had admirers sending her flowers, buying her champagne, and insisting they were the reason she smiled onstage.<\/p>\n

One evening, three of them cornered her by the bar.<\/p>\n

\u201cYou winked at me during your dance,\u201d said the first.<\/p>\n

\u201cYou blew me a kiss,\u201d said the second.<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd you told me I was the man of your dreams!\u201d declared the third.<\/p>\n

Ruby took a slow sip of champagne.<\/p>\n

\u201cGentlemen, I\u2019m a professional. I believe in giving every customer a memorable evening.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBut which one of us would you actually take home?\u201d demanded the third.<\/p>\n

Ruby smiled. \u201cThe one who can follow instructions.\u201d<\/p>\n

All three immediately straightened their ties.<\/p>\n

She handed them her coat and three heavy bags.<\/p>\n

\u201cWonderful. My husband\u2019s outside. He\u2019s been complaining that nobody ever helps him load the car.\u201d\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\ud83e\udd23<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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