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After twenty years of serving couples on dates, waitress Rosie could spot trouble before she poured the water.<\/p>\n

One Friday, a handsome young man arrived with a woman who seemed thoroughly impressed by him.<\/p>\n

\u201cBring us your finest wine,\u201d he told Rosie. \u201cTonight, money is no object.\u201d<\/p>\n

Rosie raised an eyebrow. \u201cLovely. Shall I bring the expensive menus or the honest ones?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThe expensive ones!\u201d he laughed.<\/p>\n

Throughout dinner, he boasted about his sports car, his beach house, and his incredible stamina.<\/p>\n

Finally, he leaned across the table and whispered, \u201cAfter dessert, how about we go somewhere more private?\u201d<\/p>\n

The woman smiled. \u201cFirst, tell me\u2014are you always this generous?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cSweetheart, when I want something, I spare no expense.\u201d<\/p>\n

Rosie arrived with the bill. He glanced at it and went pale.<\/p>\n

\u201cGood heavens! Is there a cheaper way to finish this evening?\u201d<\/p>\n

Rosie nodded toward the sink.<\/p>\n

\u201cAbsolutely. And since you\u2019ve been bragging about your stamina, you can wash her dishes too.\u201d\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\ud83e\udd23<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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