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Four Arizona ladies were sitting beside a Scottsdale pool, discussing their retired husbands.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhen we were young, Frank used to sneak out of his parents\u2019 house just to see me,\u201d said Betty. \u201cNow he sneaks out of ours whenever I mention vacuuming.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cMine used to whisper, \u2018Let\u2019s do something naughty,\u2019\u201d said Carol. \u201cThese days, that means eating cheesecake before his cholesterol test.\u201d<\/p>\n

Linda laughed. \u201cMy husband still chases me around the bedroom.\u201d<\/p>\n

The other three looked impressed.<\/p>\n

\u201cOnly because I\u2019ve got the remote tucked in my bra.\u201d<\/p>\n

Then Dorothy lowered her sunglasses.<\/p>\n

\u201cLast night, mine said, \u2018Put on that little outfit you wore when we first got married. I want to feel twenty-five again.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell?\u201d Betty asked. \u201cDid it work?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBeautifully. I put it on, walked into the living room, and told him my parents were coming to stay.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat happened?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cHe climbed out the bedroom window. First exercise he\u2019s had since retirement.\u201d\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\ud83e\udd23<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Four Arizona ladies were sitting beside a Scottsdale pool, discussing their retired husbands. \u201cWhen we were young, Frank used to sneak out of his parents\u2019 house just to see me,\u201d said Betty. \u201cNow he sneaks out of ours whenever I mention vacuuming.\u201d \u201cMine used to whisper, \u2018Let\u2019s do something naughty,\u2019\u201d said Carol. \u201cThese days, that […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":37756,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37755","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\nArizona Wives Agree: Their Husbands Still Have the Moves\u2014Mostly Toward the Fridge<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Four Arizona ladies were sitting beside a Scottsdale pool, discussing their retired husbands. \u201cWhen we were young, 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