Four elderly ladies were having lunch when the conversation turned to how popular they\u2019d been with men in their younger days.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, I was irresistible,\u201d said Margaret. \u201cTwo young men once fought over who would take me dancing.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s nothing,\u201d said Betty. \u201cThree men proposed to me in the same week. I needed a diary just to schedule the rejections!\u201d<\/p>\n
Dorothy smiled. \u201cWhen I walked into a room, every man stood up.\u201d<\/p>\n
The other three turned to Edith, who was quietly buttering her bread.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell?\u201d Margaret asked. \u201cSurely you have something to tell us?\u201d<\/p>\n
Edith nodded. \u201cMy husband hired a handsome young gardener, a handsome young chauffeur, and a handsome young man to clean the pool.\u201d<\/p>\n
Betty frowned. \u201cWhat does that prove?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAfter six months,\u201d Edith said, \u201che fired all three.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBecause they weren\u2019t doing their jobs?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, they were excellent.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThen why?\u201d<\/p>\n
Edith took a sip of wine.<\/p>\n
\u201cApparently, a woman who can\u2019t remember where she put her glasses shouldn\u2019t remember three men\u2019s days off.\u201d<\/strong>\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\ud83e\udd23<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Four elderly ladies were having lunch when the conversation turned to how popular they\u2019d been with men in their younger days. \u201cOh, I was irresistible,\u201d said Margaret. \u201cTwo young men once fought over who would take me dancing.\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s nothing,\u201d said Betty. \u201cThree men proposed to me in the same week. I needed a diary […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":37533,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n