Three fashionable older ladies were having lunch when the conversation turned to their younger days.<\/p>\n
\u201cAt twenty-five, I wore a dress so short that men forgot what they were saying,\u201d said Vivian, adjusting her silk scarf.<\/p>\n
\u201cAt twenty-five, I wore perfume so lovely that men followed me across a room,\u201d said Pearl, checking her lipstick.<\/p>\n
Dorothy took a slow sip of her champagne.<\/p>\n
\u201cAt twenty-five, I had three handsome men knocking on my door on the same evening.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThree?\u201d Vivian gasped. \u201cHow did you choose?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI married the patient one.\u201d<\/p>\n
Pearl smiled. \u201cThe one who waited longest?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo. The one who came back the next morning.\u201d<\/p>\n
Just then, Dorothy\u2019s husband arrived to collect her.<\/p>\n
\u201cAre you telling them how you made me wait outside all evening?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n
Dorothy patted his hand. \u201cDarling, I\u2019m telling them how you won.\u201d<\/p>\n
He shook his head. \u201cI only came back because you\u2019d kept my car keys.\u201d<\/p>\n
Dorothy leaned toward her friends and whispered:<\/p>\n
\u201cBeauty attracts a man, ladies. A good handbag keeps him coming back.\u201d<\/strong>\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\ud83e\udd23<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Three fashionable older ladies were having lunch when the conversation turned to their younger days. \u201cAt twenty-five, I wore a dress so short that men forgot what they were saying,\u201d said Vivian, adjusting her silk scarf. \u201cAt twenty-five, I wore perfume so lovely that men followed me across a room,\u201d said Pearl, checking her lipstick. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":37347,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n