At a hotel bar in London, American widow Diane, 64, was enjoying a cocktail with her British friend, Carol.<\/p>\n
A handsome silver-haired gentleman approached.<\/p>\n
\u201cMay I buy you another drink?\u201d he asked Diane.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou may,\u201d she said. \u201cBut I should warn you\u2014I\u2019ve reached the age where I expect honesty.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThen honestly,\u201d he said, lowering his voice, \u201cI\u2019ve got the stamina of a man half my age.\u201d<\/p>\n
Carol raised an eyebrow.<\/p>\n
He moved closer. \u201cI dance. I cook. And with the right woman, I can keep going all night.\u201d<\/p>\n
Diane smiled. \u201cThat sounds promising.\u201d<\/p>\n
Just then, his smartwatch beeped.<\/p>\n
He glanced at it and quickly covered the screen.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat was that?\u201d Diane asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cNothing important.\u201d<\/p>\n
It beeped again.<\/p>\n
Carol leaned over. \u201cOh, do read it out. We\u2019re all friends here.\u201d<\/p>\n
He reluctantly lifted his wrist.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019ve been standing for three minutes. Would you like to record a workout?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n Diane took a slow sip of her cocktail.<\/p>\n \u201cDarling, forget keeping me up all night. Let\u2019s see whether you can make it to the bar without earning a medal.\u201d\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\ud83e\udd23<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" At a hotel bar in London, American widow Diane, 64, was enjoying a cocktail with her British friend, Carol. A handsome silver-haired gentleman approached. \u201cMay I buy you another drink?\u201d he asked Diane. \u201cYou may,\u201d she said. \u201cBut I should warn you\u2014I\u2019ve reached the age where I expect honesty.\u201d \u201cThen honestly,\u201d he said, lowering his […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":37341,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n