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Tonight, I\u2019m going to wear you out.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>June slowly lowered her fork.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s quite a promise from a man who needs a rest halfway through putting on his socks.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI mean it,\u201d Earl said. \u201cI bought something to spice things up in the bedroom.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFinally!\u201d June said. \u201cWhat is it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBlack satin sheets.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>That evening, June walked into the bedroom and found Earl stretched across the new sheets, wearing a satisfied grin.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, hello, handsome,\u201d she purred. \u201cMove over.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI can\u2019t.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cEvery time I move, I slide toward the edge.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>June sat down to laugh\u2014and promptly slid off the bed herself.<\/p>\n<p>After ten minutes of crawling, grabbing, and trying to climb back on, they finally lay breathless on the floor.<\/p>\n<p>Earl turned to her. \u201cSee? I told you I\u2019d wear you out.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>June caught her breath.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cNext time, Casanova, just buy flowers. I like a little action, but I refuse to chase my husband around the bedroom unless he\u2019s holding the last piece of cheesecake.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At their Arizona retirement community, 79-year-old Earl leaned across the dinner table and whispered to his wife, June, \u201cCancel your plans, sweetheart. 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