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Are you still interested in a little excitement in the bedroom?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Frank winked. \u201cAbsolutely. I\u2019ve even bought something to help us last all night.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Betty blushed. \u201cYou naughty man! What did you buy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA memory-foam mattress.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s your idea of excitement?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAt my age, sweetheart, getting into bed and remembering why is foreplay.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Betty folded her arms. \u201cLet\u2019s establish some rules. 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