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After 48 years of marriage, Betty decided she and her husband, Frank, needed to spice things up.<\/p>\n

That evening, she put on a silky nightgown, dimmed the bedroom lights, and called downstairs.<\/p>\n

\u201cFrank, come upstairs. I\u2019ve got a little surprise for you!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cCan you give me a hint?\u201d he shouted.<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m wearing something you haven\u2019t seen in years!\u201d<\/p>\n

Frank hurried upstairs.<\/p>\n

\u201cMy goodness,\u201d he said. \u201cYou found my high school football jersey?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNo, you old fool!\u201d Betty laughed, pulling him closer. \u201cTonight, I want you to forget we\u2019re married.\u201d<\/p>\n

Frank\u2019s eyes lit up.<\/p>\n

\u201cReally?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cReally. Pretend you\u2019ve just met me. Say something bold. Something a little naughty.\u201d<\/p>\n

He leaned toward her and whispered, \u201cIs your husband home?\u201d<\/p>\n

Betty giggled. \u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cPerfect,\u201d Frank said. \u201cThen he won\u2019t mind if I use his bathroom.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cFrank! I\u2019m trying to be romantic. Talk dirty to me!\u201d<\/p>\n

Frank glanced around the room.<\/p>\n

\u201cThe ceiling fan is filthy.\u201d<\/p>\n

She folded her arms. \u201cYou certainly knew how to sweep me off my feet when we were young.\u201d<\/p>\n

He smiled. \u201cHoney, I still can.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThen why don\u2019t you?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBecause the last time I tried, Medicare had to get involved.\u201d<\/strong>\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\ud83e\udd23<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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