Three retired Texas ranchers\u2014Earl, Buck, and Leroy\u2014went to watch a bullfight while vacationing in Mexico.<\/p>\n
The matador strutted into the ring wearing tight trousers, waved his cape, and dodged a charging bull by barely an inch.<\/p>\n
Earl whistled. \u201cThat fella\u2019s got courage!\u201d<\/p>\n
Buck nodded. \u201cAnd a tailor who knows more about him than his doctor does.\u201d<\/p>\n
Leroy took a sip of beer. \u201cDon\u2019t see what\u2019s so impressive. I face something meaner every time I come home late.\u201d<\/p>\n
Just then, the bull charged again. The matador jumped behind a wooden barrier so fast his fancy hat flew off.<\/p>\n
Buck slapped his knee. \u201cNow THAT looks like Leroy coming home!\u201d<\/p>\n
During the interval, the announcer offered five hundred dollars to any spectator willing to enter the ring and wave the cape.<\/p>\n
Earl shook his head. Buck suddenly became fascinated by his shoes.<\/p>\n
But Leroy stood up.<\/p>\n
His friends stared.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019re eighty-two!\u201d Earl whispered. \u201cYou can\u2019t outrun that bull!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDon\u2019t have to,\u201d Leroy said. \u201cI\u2019ve got a system.\u201d<\/p>\n
He entered the ring, planted his boots in the dirt, and waited.<\/p>\n
The gate opened. The bull lowered its head.<\/p>\n
Leroy immediately dropped the cape and sprinted for the fence, leaving one boot and his dentures behind.<\/p>\n
After they hauled him to safety, Buck gasped, \u201cWhat happened to your system?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWorks perfectly at home,\u201d Leroy wheezed. \u201cWhenever something starts snorting and charging, I throw money on the floor and head for the back door.\u201d<\/p>\n
Earl frowned. \u201cThen why didn\u2019t you throw the five hundred?\u201d<\/p>\n
Leroy looked horrified.<\/p>\n
\u201cAre you crazy? My wife\u2019s outside holding my wallet!\u201d<\/p>\n
Buck leaned over the fence and shouted to the announcer:<\/p>\n
\u201cKeep the bull in there, partner\u2014we\u2019ve got a more experienced fighter coming!\u201d\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\ud83e\udd23<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Three retired Texas ranchers\u2014Earl, Buck, and Leroy\u2014went to watch a bullfight while vacationing in Mexico. The matador strutted into the ring wearing tight trousers, waved his cape, and dodged a charging bull by barely an inch. Earl whistled. \u201cThat fella\u2019s got courage!\u201d Buck nodded. \u201cAnd a tailor who knows more about him than his doctor […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":37152,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n