There was this party in the woods and, all of a sudden, a violent downpour of rain and thunder swept through the area. These two young men ran for about 10 minutes through the pouring rain, slipping through the mud and desperately trying to reach their car. Finally, just as the rain suddenly began to let up, they reached the vehicle. Soaked, breathless, and laughing nervously at their bad luck, they jumped inside, slammed the doors, started the engine, and headed down the dark, winding road.<\/p>\n
All of a sudden, an old man\u2019s face appeared outside the passenger window, and he tapped lightly on the glass. The man on the passenger side screamed out,<\/p>\n
\u201cEeeeeeekkk! Look at my window!<\/p>\n
There\u2019s an old guy\u2019s face there!\u201d
\nThe old man kept knocking slowly, almost patiently, against the glass. The passenger stared at him in complete terror, unable to understand how anyone could possibly be standing beside their moving car. Finally, the driver said, \u201cWell, open the window a little and ask him what he wants!\u201d<\/p>\n
So the passenger rolled his window down just a crack and said, scared out of his wits, \u201cWhat do you want?\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man leaned closer and softly replied, \u201cDo you have any tobacco?\u201d<\/p>\n
The passenger, still trembling, looked at the driver and said, \u201cHe wants tobacco.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, offer him a cigarette! Hurry!\u201d the driver replies. So the passenger fumbles around with the pack, pulls out a cigarette with shaking fingers, and cautiously hands it to the old man.<\/p>\n
Now going about 80 miles an hour, they finally begin to calm down. The two men exchange nervous looks, then start laughing at how ridiculous the whole situation seems. After a few moments, the passenger shakes his head and says, \u201cWhat do you think about that?\u201d<\/p>\n
The driver says, \u201cI don\u2019t know. How could that be? I was going pretty fast.\u201d<\/p>\n
Then all of a sudden, there is another knock, and there is the old man again.<\/p>\n
\u201cAaaaaaaaaaaaah, there he is again!\u201d the passenger yells. \u201cWell, see what he wants now!\u201d yells back the driver. The passenger slowly rolls down the window a little, hardly daring to look outside, and shakily says, \u201cYes?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDo you have a light?\u201d the old man quietly asks.<\/p>\n
The passenger immediately throws a lighter out of the window. They are now going about 100 miles an hour, both men staring straight ahead and trying desperately to forget what they had just seen and heard. Neither of them wants to say another word about the strange old man. Then, all of a sudden, there is more knocking. Three slow taps against the glass.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh my God!<\/p>\n
He\u2019s back!\u201d
\nThe passenger rolls down the window and screams out, \u201cWhat do you want now?\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man calmly replies, \u201cYou want some help getting out of the mud?\u201d<\/p>\n
1. My friend has a fine watch dog. At any suspicious noise, he wakes the dog, and the dog immediately begins to bark.<\/p>\n
2. \u201cWhat did one ghost say to another?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDo you believe in people?\u201d<\/p>\n
3. \u201cWhere did you get those big eyes?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThey came with the face.\u201d<\/p>\n
4.<\/p>\n
\u201cMy wife doesn\u2019t know what she wants.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019re lucky. My wife does.\u201d<\/p>\n
5. \u201cRoom Service?<\/p>\n
Can you send up a towel?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cPlease wait. Someone else is using it.\u201d<\/p>\n
6. I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it.<\/p>\n
7. My wife told me to go out and get something that makes her look s-e.xy\u2026 so I got drunk. 8.<\/p>\n
Daughter: Mommy, what\u2019s it like to have the most awesome daughter in the world? Mother: I don\u2019t know, ask your grandmother. 9.<\/p>\n
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it. 10. Life is all about perspective.<\/p>\n
The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship\u2019s kitchen. 11. One day while in a bank, an old lady asked if I could help her check her balance\u2026 so I pushed her over.<\/p>\n
12. \u201cDo you think I\u2019ll lose my looks as I get older?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes, if you\u2019re lucky.\u201d<\/p>\n
13. I\u2019ll change my Facebook username to NOBODY,<\/p>\n
So that way when people post crappy posts,<\/p>\n
and I press the like button, it will say NOBODY likes this.<\/p>\n
14. \u201cHas there been any insanity in your family?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes, doctor. My husband thinks he\u2019s the boss.\u201d<\/p>\n
15.<\/p>\n
You\u2019re not fat, you\u2019re just\u2026 easier to see. 16. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?<\/p>\n
Nothing, they just waved. 17. A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don\u2019t need it.<\/p>\n
18. Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let\u2019s start with your bank account.<\/p>\n
19. \u201cYoung man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI ought to be able to. I\u2019ve had 12 different jobs in four months.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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