Most people didn\u2019t enjoy math in school\u2014numbers, fractions, and percentages aren\u2019t exactly easy. Little Johnny was no exception, and his poor multiplication skills got him into trouble. He came home looking defeated and told his dad, \u201cI got an F in math today.\u201d
\nHis dad frowned and asked, \u201cWhat happened? Don\u2019t tell me you forgot everything you studied.\u201d<\/p>\n
Johnny explained, \u201cThe teacher asked, \u2018What\u2019s 3 times 2?\u2019 I said 6.\u201d
\nHis dad nodded proudly and replied, \u201cThat\u2019s correct. So why would she fail you?\u201d<\/p>\n
Johnny continued, \u201cThen she asked, \u2018What\u2019s 2 times 3?\u2019\u201d
\nHis dad threw his hands in the air and shouted, \u201cWhat\u2019s the difference?\u201d<\/p>\n
Johnny grinned from ear to ear and said, \u201cThat\u2019s exactly what I said!\u201d<\/p>\n
Another joke: A man had a terrible habit of letting out loud, unbelievably smelly farts every morning, and his wife had finally reached the end of her patience.<\/p>\n
She warned him over and over that one day he was going to \u201cblow his guts out,\u201d but he only laughed and ignored her. Thanksgiving morning finally gave her the perfect opportunity for a harmless prank. While he was still asleep, she quietly stuffed a handful of turkey innards into the front of his underwear, then waited as calmly as if nothing had happened.<\/p>\n
A little while later, she heard a bloodcurdling scream from the bathroom, followed by complete silence. Minutes dragged by, and she could barely contain her laughter as she wondered how he was reacting.<\/p>\n
Eventually, he slowly came downstairs, pale, shaken, and looking as though he\u2019d just survived the most terrifying experience of his life. Leaning close so no one else could hear, he whispered, \u201cHoney\u2026 you were right. I really did blow my guts out\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
He paused dramatically, took a deep breath, and added, \u201cBut with some Vaseline and two fingers, I think I got them all back in.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Most people didn\u2019t enjoy math in school\u2014numbers, fractions, and percentages aren\u2019t exactly easy. Little Johnny was no exception, and his poor multiplication skills got him into trouble. He came home looking defeated and told his dad, \u201cI got an F in math today.\u201d His dad frowned and asked, \u201cWhat happened? Don\u2019t tell me you forgot […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":32110,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-tales"],"yoast_head":"\n