One evening in Texas, a father looked at his wife and said with a big smile,<\/p>\n
“Honey, don’t you think we should have more children? A big family is a blessing!”<\/p>\n
His wife raised an eyebrow.<\/p>\n
“Really? And who’s going to feed them, drive them to school, help with homework, and wash all those clothes?”<\/p>\n
The husband proudly puffed out his chest.<\/p>\n
“I’ll help this time!”<\/p>\n
Their teenage daughter, who had been quietly listening from the kitchen, walked in holding a notebook.<\/p>\n
She handed it to her dad and said,<\/p>\n
“Dad… before ordering more kids, could you first finish the list Mom gave you three months ago.”<\/p>\n
He looked down.<\/p>\n
The first item was still unchecked:<\/p>\n
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