Emma sat beside her 84-year-old grandmother with a notebook and a mischievous grin.<\/p>\n
“Grandma,” she asked, “be honest… how many boyfriends did you have before Grandpa?”<\/p>\n
Grandma smiled, took a slow sip of tea, and said,
\n“Oh, sweetheart… enough to keep life interesting.”<\/p>\n
Emma’s eyes widened.
\n“Really? Did they all write you love letters?”<\/p>\n
Grandma nodded.
\n“They did.”<\/p>\n
“Do you still have them?”<\/p>\n
Grandma pointed toward an old wooden chest in the attic.<\/p>\n
Emma rushed upstairs, expecting a treasure trove of romantic letters tied with silk ribbons.<\/p>\n
A few minutes later she came running back, completely confused.<\/p>\n
“Grandma… the chest is empty!”<\/p>\n
Grandma burst into laughter.<\/p>\n
“Of course it is!”<\/p>\n
Emma frowned.
\n“Then where are all the letters?”<\/p>\n
Grandma winked and said,<\/p>\n
“Your Grandpa found them… that’s why he married me before anyone else could read the competition!”<\/strong> \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Emma sat beside her 84-year-old grandmother with a notebook and a mischievous grin. “Grandma,” she asked, “be honest… how many boyfriends did you have before Grandpa?” Grandma smiled, took a slow sip of tea, and said, “Oh, sweetheart… enough to keep life interesting.” Emma’s eyes widened. “Really? Did they all write you love letters?” Grandma […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":31614,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31613","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n