Every morning, a group of retired old men gathered on the same park bench with coffee in one hand and a lifetime of medical complaints in the other.<\/p>\n
Charlie proudly announced,
\n“My doctor says I’ve got the heart of a 30-year-old!”<\/p>\n
George smirked.
\n“That’s because yours forgot to age… it barely works.”<\/p>\n
Frank chuckled,
\n“At least your heart still shows up. My knees file a sick leave every Monday.”<\/p>\n
Then Harold joined in,
\n“My hearing isn’t great, but at least I don’t have to listen to my wife reminding me to eat vegetables.”<\/p>\n
The whole bench burst into laughter.<\/p>\n
Just then, the oldest man, Walter, slowly stood up, stretched, and said,<\/p>\n
“Boys, stop arguing over whose body is falling apart first…”<\/p>\n
They all looked at him.<\/p>\n
Walter grinned and said,<\/p>\n
“The real winner is the one whose medicine organizer has more compartments than his toolbox!”<\/strong> \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Every morning, a group of retired old men gathered on the same park bench with coffee in one hand and a lifetime of medical complaints in the other. Charlie proudly announced, “My doctor says I’ve got the heart of a 30-year-old!” George smirked. “That’s because yours forgot to age… it barely works.” Frank chuckled, “At […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":31401,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n