A Texas husband never missed a bullfighting show whenever he traveled abroad.<\/p>\n
His wife finally asked,<\/p>\n
“Honey, what do you find so exciting about it?”<\/p>\n
He grinned.<\/p>\n
“It’s all about courage, timing, and staying one step ahead of a charging bull.”<\/p>\n
His wife folded her arms.<\/p>\n
“Interesting… because every time I ask you to take out the trash, you disappear faster than the matador!”<\/p>\n
The husband smiled proudly.<\/p>\n
“See? Years of training.”<\/p>\n
His wife laughed and delivered the final blow:<\/p>\n
“Wrong. A real matador faces the bull… you’ve been practicing on the cow your whole marriage!<\/strong>” \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A Texas husband never missed a bullfighting show whenever he traveled abroad. His wife finally asked, “Honey, what do you find so exciting about it?” He grinned. “It’s all about courage, timing, and staying one step ahead of a charging bull.” His wife folded her arms. “Interesting… because every time I ask you to take […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":31122,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n