Every Sunday, the Fern\u00e1ndez family argued about the same thing.<\/p>\n
“Who finished the expensive extra virgin olive oil?” shouted the mother.<\/p>\n
The father immediately pointed at their teenage son.<\/p>\n
The son blamed his older sister.<\/p>\n
The sister blamed Grandpa.<\/p>\n
Grandpa looked offended.<\/p>\n
“I’ve been using the same bottle since Christmas!”<\/p>\n
Everyone laughed\u2014until Grandma quietly walked into the kitchen carrying a frying pan.<\/p>\n
“I solved the mystery.”<\/p>\n
They all stared at her.<\/p>\n
“So… who used it all?” asked the father.<\/p>\n
Grandma smiled.<\/p>\n
“Nobody. I poured it into smaller bottles around the house so your father would stop using half a litre every time he fries one egg.”<\/strong> \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Every Sunday, the Fern\u00e1ndez family argued about the same thing. “Who finished the expensive extra virgin olive oil?” shouted the mother. The father immediately pointed at their teenage son. The son blamed his older sister. The sister blamed Grandpa. Grandpa looked offended. “I’ve been using the same bottle since Christmas!” Everyone laughed\u2014until Grandma quietly walked […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":30985,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30984","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n