A husband walked into the kitchen and proudly said,<\/p>\n
“Honey, I have decided that from today onward, I’m the head of this family.”<\/p>\n
His wife quietly kept chopping vegetables.<\/p>\n
Encouraged by the silence, he continued,<\/p>\n
“From now on, all major decisions will be made by me!”<\/p>\n
She finally looked up and smiled.<\/p>\n
“Wonderful.”<\/p>\n
He grinned. “See? I knew you’d agree.”<\/p>\n
She handed him the grocery list, the electricity bill, the leaking faucet schedule, the school fee receipt, and the appointment card for her mother.<\/p>\n
He looked at the pile and asked,<\/p>\n
“So… what decisions do you<\/em> make?”<\/p>\n She smiled sweetly.<\/p>\n “The only major decision I make is letting you think you’re in charge.”<\/strong> \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A husband walked into the kitchen and proudly said, “Honey, I have decided that from today onward, I’m the head of this family.” His wife quietly kept chopping vegetables. Encouraged by the silence, he continued, “From now on, all major decisions will be made by me!” She finally looked up and smiled. “Wonderful.” He grinned. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":30924,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30923","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n