Two elderly Mexican ladies, Rosa and Carmen, were sitting on a park bench enjoying the afternoon.<\/p>\n
Rosa sighed and said,<\/p>\n
“My grandson bought me a smartwatch. It counts my steps, checks my heart, and even reminds me to drink water.”<\/em><\/p>\n Carmen smiled.<\/p>\n “That’s nice. My grandson bought me a smartphone.”<\/em><\/p>\n “Really? What do you do with it?”<\/em> Rosa asked.<\/p>\n Carmen proudly replied,<\/p>\n “Whenever someone asks my age, I hand them the phone and say, ‘Guess my password!'”<\/em><\/p>\n “Does it work?”<\/em><\/p>\n Carmen grinned.<\/p>\n “Absolutely! After three wrong guesses, the phone locks for 24 hours… and by then they’ve forgotten why they asked!”<\/em><\/p>\n Rosa burst into laughter.<\/p>\n “Carmen, that’s brilliant!”<\/em><\/p>\n Carmen winked and said,<\/p>\n “At our age, you don’t need anti-aging cream… you just need a good password!”<\/strong> \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Two elderly Mexican ladies, Rosa and Carmen, were sitting on a park bench enjoying the afternoon. Rosa sighed and said, “My grandson bought me a smartwatch. It counts my steps, checks my heart, and even reminds me to drink water.” Carmen smiled. “That’s nice. My grandson bought me a smartphone.” “Really? What do you do […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":30876,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30875","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n